Platypus Milk

You're Zmee, an young courier eager to serve your king. 

Times have been tense between the kingdoms of Gleene and Zorp since that festival last month that was...well let's just say it went off the rails when the ape on stilts was let loose.

It's your first day as the king's page and you awake with a message waiting for you to read.

Submitted as part of Bitsy's "Intentionally Bad" jam.  As such there is a 1980s style maze in there. But take heart! If you look at the easy-to-find map, it corresponds to the maze, including your location when you are reading it. The game could be intentionally worse, but it's just bad.